I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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