i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
