The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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