She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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