That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I'm always down for nudity.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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