i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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