found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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