Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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