so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
