I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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