i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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