why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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