....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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