Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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