So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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