Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Tornado booty call.. dedication
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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