he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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