are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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