I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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