i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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