i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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