I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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