Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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