2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I think your dad took our porno
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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