I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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