Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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