The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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