do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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