i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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