nut hugger
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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