You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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