Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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