I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
