Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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