I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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