Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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