So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
