LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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