i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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