I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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