i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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