I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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