Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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