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that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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