He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think people are normalizing furries
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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