i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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