Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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