what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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