I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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