p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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