Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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