She said her name was "party"
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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