dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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