I wanna passion pit in your ass
Its about making memories worth repressing
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
