is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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