If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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